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Sharpay: We need to save our show from people who don't know the difference between a Tony Award and Tony Hawk.
Sharpay: So Troy when's the big game?
Troy Bolton: Uh, two weeks
Sharpay: You are so dedicated, just like me.
Sharpay: Toodles.
Troy Bolton: Toodles.
Sharpay: Well congratulations, I guess I'm going to be the understudy in case you can't make one of the shows, so break a leg.
[Gabriella looks very confused]
Sharpay: In theatre, that means "good luck."
[smiles and walks away]
Ryan: Wow an Einstinette. So why do you think she is interested in our musical?
Sharpay: I'm not sure that she is... But we needn't concern ourselves with amatures. But... there is no harm in making certain that Gabriella is welcome to school activities that are... well, appropriate for her. After all... she loves pi.
Sharpay: [singing in response to everyone singing Stick to the Status Quo] EVERYBODY QUIET!/ This is not what I want/ This is not what I planned/ And I just gotta say/ I do not understand!/ Some thing is really...
Ryan: [butting in] ... something's not right
Sharpay: [Gives Ryan an evil look] ... really wrong!
[in mid-song]
Sharpay: [singing/shouting] Everybody, quiet!
Sharpay: [showing Ms. Darbus her shirt] Look, that Gabriella girl just dumped her lunch on me on purpose. It's all a part of their plan to ruin our musical. And Troy and his basketball robots are obviously behind it. Why do you think he auditioned? After all the hard work you put into this show, it just doesn't seem right!
Sharpay: We gotta do something. Okay, our callbacks are on Thursday, and the basketball game and scholastic decathelon are on Friday...
Sharpay: Too bad all of these events weren't happening on the same day, at the same time.
Ryan Evans: Well... that wouldn't work out because then Troy and Gabriella wouldn't be able to make the...
[Sharpay looks at him with a "Yeah?" face]
Ryan Evans: I'm proud to call you my sister.
Sharpay: [laughs] I know.
[last lines]
Sharpay: [running in the door where Zeke is At] These cookies are genius. The best things I've ever tasted. Will you make some more for me Zeke?
[runs up to Zeke and hugs him]
Zeke: I might even make you a creme brulee.
Sharpay: Ooh.
Sharpay: [pacing after callbacks announced] How dare she sign up. I've already picked out the colors for my dressing room.
Ryan: Besides, she hasn't even asked our permission to join the drama club.
Sharpay: [slams hands down on table] Someone's gotta tell her the rules.
Ryan: Exactly.
[long pause]
Ryan: ... And what're the rules?
Sharpay: [rolls eyes and walks off]
Ms. Darbus: And, we have not got a pianist.
Ryan Evans: That's showbiz.
Troy Bolton: We'll sing without a piano.
Kelsi: Oh no you won't. Pianist here, Ms. Darbus.
Sharpay Evans: You really don't want to do that.
Kelsi: Oh yes, I really do.
[running to piano]
Kelsi: Ready on stage!
Sharpay Evans: [shocked] Oh!
Ms. Darbus: Now *that's* show biz.
Ryan: [convinced they are being Punk'd] Maybe we'll get to meet Ashton.
Sharpay: Oh shut up, Ryan.
Zeke: Hey Sharpay. I just thought that since Troy Bolton was going to be in your show, I...
Sharpay: Troy Bolton is not in my show.
Zeke: Okay, um, well I just thought maybe, um, you could watch me play ball sometime or something.
Sharpay: [laughs] I'd rather stick pins in my eyes.
Zeke: Well, wouldn't that be awfully uncomfortable?
Sharpay: Evaporate, tall person!
Sharpay Evans: [fake smiling to the crowd] I told you not to do the jazz square.
Ryan Evans: [fake smiling too] It's a crowd favorite, everyone loves a good jazz square.
Sharpay: [finishes signing up for auditions]
[turns head]
Sharpay: Oh. Were you going to sign up to? My brother and I have starred in all the school productions, and we really welcome new-comers there are a lot of supporting roles in this show. I'm sure we could find something for you.
Troy Bolton: [laughs] Now that's impossible.
Sharpay: [comeing out from behind the sign up sheet] What's impossible,Troy? I wouldn't think "impossible" was in your vocabulary.
Kelsi: Oh, actually, if you do the part with that particular song, I imagined it much slow...
Sharpay: *If* we do the part?
[laughs]
Sharpay: Kelsi, my sawed-off Sondheim, I've been in 17 school productions. And how many of your compositions been slipped in?
Kelsi: This would be the first.
Sharpay: Which tells us what?
Kelsi: That I need to write you more solos?
Sharpay: No. It tells us that you do not offer direction, suggestion, or commentary. And you should be thankful that me and Ryan are here to lift your music out of its obscurity. Are we clear?
Kelsi: Yes ma'am. I mean, Sharpay.
Sharpay: Nice talking to you.
Ms. Darbus: What is going on here?
Sharpay: Look at this! That Gabriella girl just dumped her lunch on me! On purpose! It's all part of their plan to ruin our musical. And Troy and his basketball robots are obviously behind it! Why do you think they auditioned? After all the work you've put into this show...
[throws Gabriella a hate-filled look]
Sharpay: ... it just doesn't seem right!
Taylor: The answer is yes!
Gabrilla Montez: Huh?
Taylor: Our Scholastic Decathlon team has its first competition next week and there is certainly a spot for you!
Gabrilla Montez: Where did those come from?
Taylor: Didn't you put them in my locker?
Gabrilla Montez: Of course not...
Taylor: Well we'd love to have you on the team! Please?
Gabrilla Montez: I need to catch up on the curriculem here first.
Sharpay: [walking over] Meeting with the smartest kids in school is a great way to get caught up! What a generous offer Taylor!































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